Hello.

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

yourpersonalcheerleader:

You are not a burden.

You are not a bother.

You enhance the lives of others.

People smile, not groan, when you text them.

Your voice.

Your presence.

You, matter.

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via diplosomia)

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

blackichigo1:

LMAOOO HAHAHA

The most dangerous types of alcohol are the ones that taste like juice so you don’t know when to stop until it’s too damn late

surprisebitch:

THATS THE SPIRIT

surprisebitch:

THATS THE SPIRIT

shouldnt:

liliannnnn:

PREACH

AMEN