Sleepovers with me be like:
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what if disney channel had a throwback week and all the old shows and movies were on it
You’ll see on my résumé, I have caught the mailman.
if this dog was my teacher i would show up to every class and take extensive notes and pay attention to every tail wag
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
me: *wake up 30 seconds before alarm*
me: *goes back to sleep*
FUN FACT: Santa uses parkour to be able to visit every house in the world in just one night
This makes sense.